10 razões para ser um estatístico

Estava no site da American Statistical Association, e vi essa camisa a venda. Nessas que penso: ainda bem que nao é só eu tenho esse tipo de senso de humor!!!!

Reproduzo:

1. Deviation is considered normal
2. You feel complete and sufficient
3. You always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet anyway
4. You can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution
5. You may not be normal but you are transformable
6. You never have to say you are certain
7. You are honestly significantly different
8. You never have to be right-only close
9. Estimating parameters is easier than dealing with real life
10. Statisticians are normal, everyone else is skewed